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  • I Like Dogs

    By Leroy | August 16, 2008

    Even Gator dogs. This won looks kinda cute.

    Hay Blane, take all tha time ewe need, I got it coverd til ewe git back.
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    BREAK!!!!

    By admin | August 14, 2008

    Good News for some, Bad news for others.

    Going to take about 3 week break with little to zero news threads on HWL.com

    Several good and bad things going on right now that I need to address on one hand  and on the other hand enjoy!!! I still will be helping out with TTF on some upcoming posts and will of course be chatting and insulting people during the week. Emails will still be answered and so will the phone.

    I will be back soon and try to re-gain the bottom dwelling level HWL has achieved over the past 6 months.

    I wish everyone the best…..  See ya soon.

    Topics: Uncategorized | 45 Comments »

    Unloading Of the Short Bus after JJ’s WOF

    By admin | August 9, 2008

    Here’s some of the items Head Winder Licker brought back from the weekend of Fire.

    The tube holds several posters from Mike Martin, I’ll show them when there framed.

    I would like to THANK everyone who made the weekend Special, but a Special Thanks to Bret for taking care of all of us in a way that was way over the top.

    More posts to come with Special thanks.

    Topics: Uncategorized | 27 Comments »

    3rd Auction up from Atkrider and the Great folks from CaJohns.

    By admin | July 25, 2008

    Here’s what is up for grabs on the 3rd Auction.

     http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT&item=160263771194

     

     

    You will receive one (1)”The Legend” T-shirt size medium that is signed by CaJohn himself.

    One (1) “Vicious Viper” Japanese Version Label signed by CaJohn. This bottle is a sight to behold, very colorful and very unique. Approximate value of this bottle alone is $75.00

    The second bottle included in this package is a ‘01 “Ace in the Hole” that is signed by CaJohn but not numbered. The approximate value of this bottle is $200.00. All of these items are in Brand New Collector Condition

    Excellent auction and remember Bid High and bid often.

    Topics: Uncategorized | 31 Comments »

    Press Release: CaJohn’s and Engine House 13 Limited Ed. Hot Sauce Collectibles

    By admin | July 24, 2008

     

     HWL.com is honored to have recieved this Press release from CaJohn. I must say it made my day.

    Talking with John earlier this week about the Artwork and bottles he replied that the pictures do not show the true beauty of these little jems. Looking forward to seeing them in person next week.

    Hot sauce has come a long way since the battlefields in Korea, where it was used primarily to disguise the horrid taste of rations. Today, hot food fanatics assemble in droves around the country, at world-class festivals and contests, in search of the perfect fiery food. Columbus’ own John Hard “CaJohn” leads this movement and has spent the last eleven years perfecting America’s most awarded line of hot sauces and salsas marketed by his company CaJohns Fiery Foods.

     

    This year, CaJohn partnered up with Mike Martin, owner and operator of Engine House 13, a rock poster and design studio specializing in screen-printed limited edition concert posters and handbills. Martin has worked with many of the Rock & Roll World’s biggest names, and his corporate clients include Jagermeister, Adidas, Coors & Mopar. Martin’s company sells the original poster art he creates around the world. As expected, their work ethic and creativity caught on fire.

     

    To celebrate their collaboration, they will be debuting their signature line of limited edition Engine House 13 Brand hot sauces August 2-3 during the Weekend of Fire at Jungle Jim’s in Fairfield, Ohio. The kicker: each CaJohns tour event will offer an original signed and numbered poster celebrating the event. Good luck finding one! The second poster launch is set for ZestFest 2008 in Ft. Worth from September 5-7.

    200 signed and numbered 6-bottle sets featuring Classic Martin artwork will come with original handbills of the posters that represent each show. An additional 1000 numbered 3-pack sets will come with randomly assigned collectable memorabilia from both Martin and Hard.

    The posters, (200 signed & numbered) will be available at events where CaJohn exhibits. This year’s tour includes: Jungle Jim’s Weekend of Fire, ZestFest, Houston Hot Sauce Festival and the National Fiery Foods Show. Posters and bottle sets may be purchased during and after the shows, as well as on www.cajohns.com and www.enginehouse13.com (no pre-sales).

    If this were not enough to hold your breath, CaJohns will be launching a limited edition Martin label makeover of Scorch, one of the world’s hottest natural pepper sauces. Furthermore, look for something extra special this February at Martin and Hard’s hometown Fiery Food Festival! Every time a new set is introduced, Martin will be revamping an existing CaJohns hot sauce label. 1800 of each of these will be numbered and signed.

    Engine House 13 and CaJohns are sure to set the fiery food world ablaze!!!!

    Previous related article from TTF can be found HERE

    Also visit www.flavorandfire.com for the latest information regarding the goings on at CaJohn’s Fiery Foods

    I would also like to thank TC for letting me be a pirate and steal his lay-out.

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    HSB “RIP”

    By admin | July 18, 2008

    Well we all know there is no love lose between me and the HSB!!!

        With that being said I would like to address a few issue’s and comments posted on a 30 day old thread (The only I might add that has been posted in 39 days) and since this is my site, I can do what ever I want.

    1) To address my first issue: Comments about and I quote: there must be issue’s in Nick’s life and it’s his site so why do you care and how does effect you.

         Well to answer that there are several people who advertise on the HSB. At this point there are 3 Buttons, 6 Square ads, 2 Vertical Banners and 1 Vertical Skyscraper. to my calculation’s HSB has shorted Advetisers by at least 2 months (Please check my short bus math) this equals $1740.00 Now I know most people from the HSB will say it’s not the Quantity of posts its the Quality….. I’ll let you answer the question if you fill Advertisers have recieved there moneys worth for the past few months.

    Here is the Advertising info. straight from the HSB:

    Advertising on the HSB?

    Reach Thousands of Chileheads!

    Why?
    The HotSauceBlog.com is the leading source of unbiased product reviews and news - all geared towards your target market. Readers of the HSB can interact with each post, building repeat visits and visitor loyalty. In fact, over 30% of the visitors are return viewers - and these guys are the core of the hot sauce industry. Not only is the HSB read by consumers, but industry leaders as well. More information on HSB stats is available here. All the traffic (5,000+ visits a day) comes from natural search or direct access (folks who have bookmarked or directly type in the web address).

    How It Works:
    Ad units on HotSauceBlog.com are not rotated, so if you buy a unit for 3 months - you get 100% share of that space for those 3 months. Plus, each ad on the HSB appears on every page of the website. One or more pages are put up each day and the HSB currently has over 2,000 pages.

    Available Units:
    Ad Units Available on Hot Sauce Blog.com

    Ad Unit
    1 Month
    2 Months
    3 Months
    Button (150 x 60)
    $50
    $80
    $100
    Square Ad (150 x 150)
    $75
    $125
    $175
    Vertical Banner (150 x 250)
    $125
    $200
    $275
    Vertical Skyscraper (150 x 500)
    $200
    $350
    $500

    Agreement Terms:
    Payment: Payments must be made in advance by check, credit card or PayPal.
    Renewal: You will receive a notice via email when your ad is approaching expiration. At that time you can choose to renew or relinquish your ad space.

     

    Now HWL.com is a free advertising site, so I owe people nothing. I don’t want to sound calus but if you are an advirtiser, lurker, commentor or asshole like me I think you deserve a answer from either Nick or his Board on the status of the HSB…… In my book I could careless, but to the people who still care you should treat this as a slap in your face for the loyality you have shown Nick and the HSB over the past few years. My thanks go out to Nick because if it wasn’t for his shady and back stabbing ways this site would have never been Created. So for that I say THANK YOU.

     

       I know everyone goes through tough times and some handle it better than others, a few have heard from the HSB Board?  I hope all is getting back to normal for Nick and his Family and I wish them nothing but good health and happiness. I do not feel the same for the HSB website.
         On to my second issue: If you read between the lines you will see that there has been loads of conversation behind the scenes, the comments from “The Truth” are funny at best……. Did someone get a lecture on how he was hurting the HSB? Again I’ll let you be the judge.
       I would love to hear Chili-Heads honest opinion on the topic. Change your name if needed because I know some still fear the HSB, but for this Chili-Head the HSB can still kiss my White ASS……..
    Oh, I almost forgot about Dildo…. Fix that broken record already.
    And remember be kind and rewind!!!

    Tick Tock, Tick Tock

    HSB RIP 6-19-08

     

    I know my spelling Sucks…… But it is a Slow Bus site!!!
     

     

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    W.O.F Death Match, Holy Shit!!!

    By admin | July 16, 2008

     

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    I need the IT department to figure out why I can’t get the poster to upload to the page so for now you will have to click the link above.

    Alright, How about we start a list on who plans on entering the event?

    We will also be posting show times, eating places, peoples arrival times and so on, Stay tuned.

    Topics: Uncategorized | 27 Comments »

    ATKRIDER put’s up auction #2 with a little help from the CaJohn Krewe!!!!

    By admin | July 14, 2008

    “HUDD”-”Humans Uniting for Diabetes Donations

    A large portion of the funds raised from this and all other auctions will be donated to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation (jdrf.org) as per Hudd’s request.

    Here is additional information and the link to the auction

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT&item=160261292962

    Here are the Fantastic items donated for this auction:

    This portion of the auction is a nice collection of “Stoopid” items that were donated by the wonderful folk’s over at CaJohn’s Fiery Foods-John and Sue Hard. If you have never had the pleasure of meeting CaJohn and his wife you really should find the time to do so. They are not only icons in the industry but two of the nicest people you will ever meet!!

    I couldn’t agree more with ATKRIDER’s statement, the whole krewe at CaJohns is awesome.

    You will receive one (1) 2001 “Stoopified at Sturgis” Black Hills Rally T-shirt size 3XL that is signed by CaJohn himself.

    One (1) 5oz bottle “Stoopified at Sturgis” signed and dated 2001 by CaJohn.

    One (1) Inflatable bottle of “Liquid Stoopid” that stands about 2 feet tall that is signed by CaJohn.

    One (1) 4oz yes I said 4oz bottle of “Liquid Stoopid” signed by CaJohn that I bet is pretty rare

    And last but not least bottle number 77 of 96 Fatalii Eruption ‘06 wax dipped and in perfect collector condition!!

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    (3) bottle set of sauces donated by Ray and Susan Greene of

    Ole Ray’s Sauces

     

    Bid often and bid high!!!

    Topics: Uncategorized | 6 Comments »

    FKS announces Collectible for W.O.F

    By huvason | July 10, 2008

    One collectible I always look forward to is from Fat Kid Sauces. Some of the coolest waxes, Bottles and label design are used not to mention the Special sauce inside.

    I recieved a Special preview today of the label and where you can purchase this soon to be sold out collectible.

    Below is the info needed to obtain your one of a kind Collectible.

    Fat Kid Sauces Jungle Jim’s
    Weekend of Fire 2008 Collectible

      
         Well,it’s that time of year again.  Time for the Second Annual Jungle Jim’s Weekend of Fire, and Fat Kid Sauces is pleased to announce the special limited edition Fat Kid Sauces Jungle Jim’s Weekend of Fire 2008 Collectible” to coincide with the show.  There will only be 48 of these beauties made: signed and numbered, wax dipped, and hand stamped.   So don’t miss your chance to get a hold of this years FKS WOF “Revitalizing Tonic”.  It will contain the newest FKS creation - and you will get a sampler as well.

     
    We know times are tight so we’ve even lowered the cost of these beauties this year!  Cost is $35 per bottle (plus shipping), or $30 per bottle (plus shipping) for two or more bottles. 
     
    Payment must be made via Paypal in advance in order to ensure you get your number (I will hold your number and send a confirmation to that effect while awaiting payment).   Shipping can be saved if you are picking it up at the show.   Any bottles left will be available at the show.
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    While every effort will be made to reserve numbers, it will be on a first come first serve basis.  If you are interested, please send an email to sales@fatkidsauces.com with your Paypal information, bottle # you would like, number of bottles, whether you will be picking it up at the show or need shipping (if you need it ship, please include your address).   I will ship the cheapest way possible, and you will be billed what USPS charges me.
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    Looking forward to adding this collectible to the Collection!!!
    ..

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    ATKRIDER put’s up a sweet auction!!!!

    By admin | July 9, 2008

    “HUDD”-”Humans Uniting for Diabetes Donations

    A large portion of the funds raised from this and all other auctions will be donated to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation (jdrf.org) as per Hudd’s request.

    Here is additional information and the link to the auction

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT&item=160258465751

    Here are the Fantastic items donated for this auction:

    (3) bottle set of sauces donated by Ray and Susan Greene of

    Ole Ray’s Sauces

     And a very Playfull set from the group at Defcon Sauces

    The bottle has no number it is marked #Hudd

    Bid often and bid high!!!

    Topics: Uncategorized | 12 Comments »

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