WOF! Woohoo!
By Leroy | July 30, 2009
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a very special bottle part 2
By mentallydullglueeater | January 23, 2009
time to share another bottle that is special to me and let everyone know why. Today we have a bottle of bwana’s sweet bhuty sauce. not only is this bottle sighned and waxed but it was sighned and waxed specially for me. i even got to watch bret wax it myself and he didnt even make me buy the bottle or anything it was a gift. for that reason it is one of my favorite bottles and means more to me. i did buy a couple bottles to eat also and its a great sauce, if i still had any i might review it but since i dont ill just let you know its worth buying.
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Exclusive HWL Press Release!!!! The “SoFaKing eOTbark” TM Pepper is now Available.
By admin | January 15, 2009
Not only is this mysterious Bark now available through IsHitaLot, but it is made available in some of the most awfully odd bottles that I have ever laid my eyes on. Gilbert Dildo, owner/operator of IsHitaLot, has been teasing me with bits and pieces of information for several months now about these bottles/cans, but even more interesting is the fact that the SoFakinG eOTbark Bark has made it’s way to the other side of the State via IsHitaLot! Way to go Dildo!
~BLANE
Collectibles
First and foremost, I would like to thank the good HWL, his Winder Licker (Bret) and his good sidekick (Justin) for allowing me to release the news of our Limited Edition Collectibles that contain IsHitaLot newest sauce called Exlaxir™.
This sauce has been a long time in the making since I was initially turned on to the virtually unknown Bark from a group of Oriential Nuns from the Hills of Arkansas that took me in as one of their own during my travels some fifteen years ago. Since that time, I have contracted several 7th grade Science Teachers* to try and identify this Bark but none have been able to do so; they all seem Stupified and intrigued by the toxic properties of this Bark. Those Crazy ass Nuns simply called the Bark SoFaKing eOTbark™ which loosely translates into English as That Bark is Really Hot™ (They used the F Bomb though). It’s unique because its Moss is somewhat translucent and emits a slight glow in the dark (Reminds me of the movie Swamp Thing when he gets toxic waste poured on him). The Oriental Nuns of Arkasas use this Bark for low-level Nuclear Fuel for light in their Crack House during the night, also used for Meth cooking, medicine, aphrodisiacs and Naked rituals. In its purest form, the Bark gives off a slow, gradual, cold burn so intense that you can literally feel endorphins’ pumping through every vein in you body until you peak into a euphoric climax that leaves your body rejuvenated and energized. Basically, the experience is very similar to the tingling sensation just before you become asphyxiated only your senses are heightened instead of diminished and you have this electric bolt of cold heat flooding your body. Many people say it has the same effect as Crack does when smoked.
Another exciting aspect of this Bark is that its Scoville rating was tested by several independent Crack labs to be close to a Bell Pepper and not even close to the Bhut Jolokia* but the cold heat that is emitted makes the sensation more pleasurable and sustains over a longer duration of time. ( Only side effect are nose bleeds, lose of apetite and addiction)
So it comes with great pride that IsHitaLot can finally announce after many years of development, testing and obtaining HWL approval that we have secured exclusive across the state line rights of the SoFaKing eOTbark™ or Bark is really Fing Hot™ Bark. Our new Exlaxir™ sauce that uses these mystical barks as a base shall, initially, only be offered in a Special Limited Edition can, bottle, baggie or what ever else I can find to stick it in until the later part of 2009 when the production version is slated to be released.
So now that you know the back story to this mysterious Bark and have been introduced to IsHitaLot’s addictive new Exlaxir™ Bark sauce, let’s talk about the talent that has been assembled for these very Special Limited Edition bottles or what every I find in the alley. I searched far and wide for the World’s most cheapiest Glass, Plastic or Paper Artisans for this very momentous occasion. Without further adieu, here are the prototype collectibles for IsHitaLot and an introduction to the Bums, Crackheads and Mental Patients that created them:
Bottle Style #1: Bum Bottle
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Bottle Style #2: Bark Smoker
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Bottle Style #3: Crying time (Milk not included)
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Bottle Style #4: Krunk of the Bark
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Bottle Style #5: Rusty pipe by give me my Juice back Beotch
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Bottle Style #6: Bottle dug up from the old shit house
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Bottle Style #7: Money rolllllllllll
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Bottle Style #8: The famous two rusty cans
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Bottle Style #9: WTF
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Bottle Style #10: Target practice
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Bottle Style #11: Call me rusty
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Bottle Style #12: Got milf
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IsHitaLot will begin taking orders for these 12 very odd Exlaxir™ collectibles starting on Saturday, January 27th, 2009 at 12:00 A.M. Eastern Time. Delivery will be fulfilled by the beginning of the second quarter 2009. The price per bottle is $10.00 and the choice of bottle style is dictated based on the receipt of payment (first come, first reserved). Contact Dildo by visiting www.IsHitaLot.com to arrange your order for this very special Limited Edition, Collectible Bark sauce or just post in the thread and I’ll contact you.
Please also take a moment to look at the items I will be packing for Bark into.
*Independent Laboratory testing, documentation and background research shall be released at the beginning of the 2nd quarter 2009 and with the purchase of each bottle of Exlaxir™ bark sauce.
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Blane and my mom (an apreciation thread)
By mentallydullglueeater | January 5, 2009
alot of people hate blane and on some sites hes know as the super villian blogger, but to his friends hes a good guy. i wanted to make an appreciation thread awhile ago but never did because i didnt have time and didnt want to ruin his reputation as the bad guy that he works so hard to maintain. i have heard many storys of all the nice things blane has done for others and iv got a few of my own also. this thread is for you to share yours, im going to start with a story not just about what he did for me but what he did for my mother. heres how it go’s.
not so long ago in a house not to far from my own, my mother was looking for something to get me for christmas. i pointed her towards some collectables that blane was selling on ebay but she didnt know what to get me or how much they where worth. i had told her that blane is a great guy so she sent him a email telling him she wanted to spend about $50.00 on me and asked for him to pick something out or maybe give her some ideas. the picture above is what he sent her, theres also a proto wedge but its not here for me to photo right now because it was leaking a bit so i left it at my parents house. some of you might be asking what the big deal is, she bought them from him its not like he gave them to us and i do consider them gifts from my mother since she bought them (except for the wanza bottle) but these bottles are worth well over 50 dollers so he really did give her alot and we both apreciate it. (they also love his bacon). the reason i consider the wanza bottle a gift from blane himself more than the others is because he gave me most of the set and this bottle complets it.
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A day at the Beach with Cap-N-Bones
By DK | December 10, 2008
These pictures where sent to me by Cap-N-Bones and he asked me to do a little post. Anything for my good friend TC.
TC and his side kick DK decided to head down and see there good friend Nicky in Houston for a little sun, fun and as you will see sight seeing.
Heres TC checking out the beach!
Hears a picture of what he was checking out….. All I have to say is WTF
They also where able to send pictures of Buddah’s MILF that might be moving next door…… Wow Pat your one lucky dude.
Last part of the Trip was spent at there friend Nickies house. Here’s a photo of him filling up the pool.
Looks like you guys had a crazy trip, next time don’t send me pictures. I’ve had nightmares for the past week.
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hot nuts recipe
By mentallydullglueeater | December 7, 2008
Hot nuts gEt ha hot nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over the last few years i have experiMented with alot of recipes thAt I can add heat to. snacks items are my favorite, simpLe fooDs thAt i can take With me to work or maybe eat In a tree staND whilE waiting foR that turdy point buck to wander past. jerky is great but just to expensive to make very often and aLso very tIme consuming. this following reCipe im going to share with you is cheap, simple, and taKEs about 12 minuts total including pRep and cook time. plus they Are delicouse and perfecT for the holidaY seAson. so witHOut further adO (did i spell that right) i give to you, my hot nuts recipe.
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a very special bottle
By mentallydullglueeater | November 25, 2008
I just wanted to share a part of my collection with everybody, this is as you can see a waxed and sighned (by dk, blain, and capn bones) bottle of short bus hot sauce. if you cant tell by the pictures it is one of the bottles that dk once refered to as “a princes blain bottle” because the label starts out red and turns pink. i got this bottle durring last years W.O.F. and it was waxed at cajohns factory by yours truly. even though everyone sighned it for me and seemed ok with it i cant help but feel like i shouldnt own this bottle. i decided shortly after i got home that i would destroy it and make a video review just to try and shock everyone like parker did with the danny cash bottle but i couldnt do it. i had everything ready for the video and i couldnt bring myself to bust the wax. I love this bottle and its one of, if not my favorite bottle in my collection but i have mixed feelings about it so it just sits here on my shelf while i try to decide what to do with it. i figured it would make a nice post since its a bottle with a story.
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the substitute
By mentallydullglueeater | November 18, 2008
im messing around with my first post and im not sure how it will work, i think i figured out how to resize but if this looks retarded its because i am. (for now anyway but im still learning) Blane has been busy and asked me to help out so i wanted to thank him for that and let yall know a little of what im working on. all hot sauce reviews i am still sending to ttf this site has never been about hot sauce reviews but just an off topic site for anything especially if its controversial. i do have one hot sauce review coming up though but you will know why im going to post it here when you hear the story. i also am working on a contest, i have fun hosting contests like the gravitar contests but i havent done one in a while and now i have the abillity to make my own threads so i am thinking of a good idea. there will be a prize and everything! i guess thats all for now hopefully i can entertain you guys as well as leroy did maybe i will include a picture of my dogs in the next post.
~Justin
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Get out and VOTE!!!!
By admin | November 4, 2008
No matter who you chose, just make sure you vote…
Here’s who I voted for.
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